Joke from the pub – level 2
John Stone is in the pub with his friends. He is drinking a lot. He takes his glass and says, "I want to spend my life between legs of my wife!"
He wins money for these words at the pub because they are the best words of the night.
He goes home and tells his wife, Margaret, "I won money for the best words of the night."
She says, "Yes? Did you win? And what were your words?"
John says, "I want to spend my life in church next to my wife."
"Oh, that is very very nice, John! Thank you." Margaret said.
The next day, Margaret meets one of John's friends from the pub. They meet in the street. The man smiles and says, "John won money last night at the pub with words about you, Margaret."
She says, "Yes, I know. He told me. And it was a little shock for me because he was there only twice in the last four years. The first time he was sleeping, and the second time I had to pull his ears to get him there."
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