Jokes – level 2

19/05/2011 22:54

We have three little jokes for you today. We hope that some jokes will bring you a smile.


I am nobody.

Nobody is perfect.

So I am perfect.


My short-term memory is not as sharp as it was.

Also, my short-term memory is not as sharp as it was.


Follow your dreams!

But not the dream where you are with no clothes in church. 

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