Kings – level 1
This is a joke from a classroom. The teacher asks a question. Little Johnny answers the question. You will see one bad word in the text. The word is “fucking”. “Fucking” is “have sex”. We don’t want to use bad English. But this word is part of the joke. We can’t change it. We are sorry. Thank you for understanding.
Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who gave happy life to people?"
Little Johnny: "Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.”
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