Kings – level 2

13/05/2011 08:44

This is a joke from a classroom. The teacher asks a question. Little Johnny answers it. We are sorry for one bad word which is used in the text. The word is “fucking”. “Fucking” is “have sex”. We don’t want to use bad language but this word is part of the joke and if we change it, the joke loses its magic. Thank you for understanding.

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"
Little Johnny: "Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.

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