Lamp – level 1
This is a good joke.
A mechanic, a driver and the manager (their boss) are walking to lunch. They see a very old lamp. They touch it and a Genie goes out. The Genie says, "I usually only give three wishes, so I will give everybody one wish." "I want to be the first!" says the mechanic. "I want to be in the Bahamas, I want to drive a fast ship, I don’t want to have problems." Poof! He's away. The driver says, "Now me! I want to be in Hawaii, I want to relax on the beach with a beautiful woman and I want to have a lot of tropical fruit alcoholic drinks." Poof! He's away. "OK, you're the next," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want the mechanic and the driver back at work after lunch." Remember: Your boss must always speak first.
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