Lamp – level 2
This is another good joke. We hope you will enjoy it.
A mechanic, a driver and the manager (their boss) are walking to lunch when they find a very old oil lamp. They wipe it and a Genie comes out in a puff (cloud) of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only give three wishes, so I'll give each of you one." "Me first! Me first!" says the mechanic. "I want to be in the Bahamas, I want to drive a speedboat, I don’t want to care about anything." Poof! He's away. The driver says, "Me next! Me next! I want to be in Hawaii, I want to relax on the beach with my personal masseuse (woman masseur), I want to have a lot of tropical fruit alcoholic drinks and the love of my life." Poof! He's away. "OK, you're the next," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back at work after lunch." Remember: Your boss must always speak first.
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