Lamp – level 3

21/05/2011 15:57

This is another good joke. We hope you will enjoy it.

A mechanic, a driver and the manager (their boss) are walking to lunch when they find an antique (very old) oil lamp. They rub (wipe) it and a Genie comes out in a puff (cloud) of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only give three wishes, so I'll give each of you one." "Me first! Me first!" says the mechanic. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! He's gone. Being surprised, "Me next! Me next!" says the driver. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse (female masseur), an endless supply of tropical fruit alcoholic drinks and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're the next," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back at work after lunch." Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. 

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