Phone – level 3
Roy has a problem. Moss told him that according to his date of birth he will die at 3 o’clock. They are sitting at church at the funeral of their boss. Roy is waiting for 3 o’clock but he doesn’t die. He is happy. But suddenly something starts vibrating his body. He thinks he is dying but it is only his mobile phone. Some words are difficult to understand. This is the text.
Oh, lord Jesus. Jesus Christ.
Call me an ambulance. I am not f... joking. I need an ambulance. I am not f... joking. Call me a f... ambulance. I am not f... .
Oh, it’s my phone. I’ll turn it off. Oh, thanks f...
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