Joke about a bed - level 3

Joke about a bed - level 3

09-01-2016 12:00

Peter goes to a psychologist. “Doctor, I’ve got trouble,” he says. “Every time when I get into bed, I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed and I think there is somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. I think I am crazy!”

The doctor thinks for a moment. Then he says, “Just be my patient for 2 years. Come to me three times a week and I will help you.”

“How much will I pay?” Peter asks.

“A hundred dollars per visit,” the doctor says.

Peter replies, “I’ll think about it.”

Peter never visits the doctor again. Sometime later, he meets the doctor on the street.

“Why didn’t you come to see me again?” the doctor asks.

“A hundred dollars per visit? It’s too expensive for me. A barman helped me for 10 dollars.”

The doctor is surprised, “What did he do with you?”

“He told me to cut off the legs of the bed.”

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