Joke About a Bicycle – level 2
30-12-2020 15:00
A man is driving in the city. The maximum speed in the city is 60 km per hour. He goes 80 km per hour. He is stopped by a policeman. The policeman comes to the man. The man pulls down the window.
“Good afternoon,” says the policeman. “You were going too fast. You will pay 50 euros.”
“I know,” says the man. He is unhappy but he gives the money to the policeman.
“This is your receipt,” says the policeman.
“I don’t need a receipt. What will I do with it?” says the man.
“Keep it. When you get four receipts, you will get a bicycle.”
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