Joke about a bicycle - level 3
A man is driving in the city. He ignores the speed limit which is 60 km per hour. He goes at 80 km per hour. He is stopped by a policeman. The policeman walks up to the car. The man pulls down his window.
“Good afternoon,” says the officer. “You were speeding. It’s gonna be 50 euros.”
“I know,” says the man unhappily and gives the money to the policeman.
“This is your receipt,” says the policeman.
“I don’t need a receipt. What am I gonna do with it?” says the man.
“Keep it. When you get four of them, you will get a bicycle.”
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