Joke about a bicycle
A man is driving in the city. The maximum speed in the city is 60 km per hour. He goes 80 km per hour. A policeman stops the man. The policeman comes to the car. The man opens the window.
“Good afternoon,” says the policeman. “You went very fast. You will pay 50 euros.”
“I know,” says the man. He is not happy but he gives the money to the policeman.
“This is your ticket,” says the policeman.
“I don’t need a ticket. What will I do with the ticket?” says the man.
“Keep the ticket. When you get four tickets, you will get a bicycle.”
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