Joke about a clever blonde woman

Joke about a clever blonde woman

12-12-2015 12:00

There is a blonde woman on a plane. She sits next to a lawyer. The lawyer asks the blonde woman if she wants to play a game of questions with him.

The blonde doesn't want to play, so the lawyer says to her, "If I can't answer your question, I will give you 50 dollars. If you can't answer my question, you will give me 5 dollars." The lawyer thinks that he cannot lose and after some time the blonde woman says, "Yes".

The lawyer asks first, "What is the distance between our planet and the nearest star?"

With no word, the blonde gives him 5 dollars. Then the blonde woman asks, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer doesn't know. He thinks for 5 hours, he uses his laptop, he calls his friends, he thinks and thinks, but in the end he doesn't know and he pays the woman 50 dollars.

The blonde woman takes the 50 dollars with no word, but the lawyer wants to know, "What is the answer to your question?"

With no word, the blonde gives him 5 dollars.

 

www.jokesinlevels.com

Free jokes for students of English organised into three levels of difficulty.

How to improve your English with News in Levels:

 

 Reading

  1. Read all today's articles and translate all words which you don't understand.
  2. Read the articles from the day before and see if you remember all new words.

 Listening

  1. Listen to all today's news.
  2. Stop the video after every sentence and repeat the sentence.
  3. Repeat point 2 for the news which you listened to the day before.


 Writing

  1. Answer the questions under today's news and write them into the comments.
  2. Chat in the  Chat room for at least 2 minutes. You can write about today's news.


 Speaking

  1. Choose one person from the SKYPE section.
  2. You can talk about today’s news or you can answer questions from  http://www.newsinlevels.com/questions/
If you want to know how to learn English effectively, please visit www.englishrestart.com.
 

1) Watch this video about News in Levels

2) Practice your English every day for free!

We will send you articles from News in Levels every day to your email. You can stop them at any time.

Close