Joke about a frying pan - level 1

Joke about a frying pan - level 1

06-02-2016 12:00

A man is reading his newspaper. His wife comes to him. She has a frying pan. She hits him on the head with the frying pan.

He asks, “Why did you hit me?”

“I saw a paper in your trousers. There was a name ‘Betty Sue’ on the paper.”

He says, “‘Betty Sue’ is the name of the horse which I want to buy.”

The wife says nothing.

Three days later, the man is reading his newspaper. She comes to him. She hits him very hard with a frying pan again.

He asks, “Why did you hit me again?”

She answers, “Your horse called.”

 

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