Joke about a frying pan - level 2, A12
A man is reading his newspaper. His wife comes to him and hits him on the head with a frying pan.
He asks, “Why did you hit me?”
“I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it.”
He says, “Honey, ‘Betty Sue’ is the name of the horse which I want to buy.”
The wife says nothing.
Three days later, he is reading his newspaper when she comes to him and hits him very hard with a frying pan again.
He asks, “Why did you hit me again?”
She answers, “Your horse called.”
Written by Danny for News in Levels
Interesting words: frying pan, pocket.
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