Joke about a light - level 1, A12

Joke about a light - level 1, A12

19-01-2012 20:00

A woman and a man speak at work. The woman says, “I know what to do if I want to have a free day.”

The man says, “What will you do?”

The woman says, “It is easy. Wait and look. Then she hangs from the ceiling.

The boss comes and says, “What are you doing?”

The woman says, “I’m a light.”

The boss says, “You are working very much and now you are crazy. I think that you need a free day.” The woman goes home.

The man thinks and then he goes home too. The boss doesn’t understand and says, “Where are you going?”

The man says, “I am going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

Written by Danny for News in Levels

Interesting words: hang, ceiling.

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