Joke about a parrot - level 2, A12

Joke about a parrot - level 2, A12

27-01-2012 23:00

A man got a parrot which could already talk. The parrot knew a lot of words, but the man soon saw that the parrot knew only bad words. In the beginning it was funny, but after some time it wasn’t so good, and in the end, when the man was visited by his boss, the bird used a lot of bad words when he spoke to his boss. It was horrible.

When the boss left, the man was very angry and he shouted at the parrot, "That language must stop!" But the bird answered him with more bad words. He took the bird into his hands and shouted at him, "Don't use those words!" Again the bird used many bad words.

Now the man was really angry. He took the parrot and threw him into the fridge. But nothing changed. From inside the fridge, the parrot was still saying bad words. He opened the door and took him out, and again the bird spoke in dirty words. This time, the man opened the door of the freezer, threw the bird into it, and closed the door.

This time there was quiet there. After two minutes, the man opened the door and took the very cold parrot out. Slowly the parrot walked up the man's arm, sat on his shoulder and spoke into his ear, he was very scared:

"I'll be a good bird, believe me. I saw some chickens in the freezer. What did they do?" 

Written by Danny for News in Levels

Interesting words: threw, dirty.

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