Joke about a petrol station - level 2
A petrol station owner is trying to make more sales in a small village, so he writes on the door, “Free sex for a full tank”.
People start coming in bigger numbers. One of the first people is Hugo. He fills his tank and asks for the free sex.
The owner tells him, "Tell me a number from 1 to 10." Hugo says, "8". The owner says, “Hm, you were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.”
Next week Hugo comes with his friend Augustin. Hugo fills his tank again and asks for the free sex again. The owner asks him for a correct number again. Hugo says, "2" this time. The owner says, “Sorry, it was 3. No sex today.”
Hugo is angry and he tells his friend Augustin, “I think it is a marketing trick and there is no free sex.”
Augustin says, “No it isn’t a trick. My wife won twice last week.”
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