Joke about a petrol station
A petrol station has a new boss. The petrol station is in a small village. The boss wants to make more money. So he writes on the door, “Free sex when you buy a lot of petrol”.
One man comes. His name is Hugo. He buys a lot of petrol and he asks for the free sex.
The boss tells him, "Tell me a number from 1 to 10." Hugo says, "8". The boss says, “You were near. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex today.”
The next week, Hugo comes with his friend Augustin. Hugo buys a lot of petrol again. He asks for free the sex. The boss wants the correct number again. Hugo says, "2" this time. The owner says, “Hm, sorry, it was 3. No sex today.”
Hugo is not happy and he tells his friend Augustin, “I think it is a marketing trick and there is no free sex.”
Augustin says, “No, it isn’t a trick. My wife won twice last week.”
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