Joke about a policeman - level 2, A12

Joke about a policeman - level 2, A12

02-04-2012 08:00

A man was driving a car in Texas when a policeman stopped him. The man said to the policeman, "Is there a problem, officer?"

"There is no problem. I just saw that you drive very well. And you will get 5,000 dollars for safe driving. What will you do with the money?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "I think that I will go get a driving license."

The lady who was sitting next to the man said to the policeman, "Oh, don't listen to him. He makes funny jokes when he is drunk."

The man from the back seat said, "I told you that it wasn’t a good idea to steal a car!"

And then, the policeman heard somebody from the trunk who said, "Are we in Mexico now?"

Written by Danny for News in Levels

Interesting words: driving license, trunk.

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