Joke about a policeman - level 3

Joke about a policeman - level 3

20-02-2016 12:00

A man was driving a car in Texas when a policeman stopped him. The man said to the policeman, "Is there a problem, officer?"

"No problem. I just saw that you were driving very carefully and you are the winner of our competition for safe driving. You will get 5,000 dollars. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get a driving license."

The lady who was sitting next to the man said to the policeman, "Oh, don't listen to him. He makes funny jokes when he is drunk."

The man from the back seat said, "I told you that we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was some noise from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we in Mexico yet?"

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