Joke about beach - level 2, A11

Joke about beach - level 2, A11

18-12-2011 23:00

A man from California is walking in a desert in Africa. He is wearing a swimsuit, sunglasses and a T-shirt. He is listening to music on his walkman. He is having a good time.

Then he sees a caravan. It is coming to him. He stops the Arabs and asks them with a good smile, “Hey men, how far is the sea?” They look at each other. They are shocked and they say, “Two thousand miles!”

And he says, “This is really a long beautiful beach!!!”

Written by Danny for News in Levels

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