Joke about Dracula - level 3

Joke about Dracula - level 3

30-01-2016 12:00

Dracula decides to have a competition to see which of his bats is the best. So, all the bats take part in this competition. The rules are simple. The bat which sucks more blood than the others is the winner.

The first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Its mouth is full of blood. Dracula says, “Congratulations, how did you do it?” The bat says, “Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family.” Dracula says, “Very good”.

The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes. Its face is covered in blood. Dracula is shocked, “How did you do that?” The bat replies, “Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a hotel. I went in and sucked the blood of all the guests.” Dracula says, “Fantastic”.

Now, the third bat goes and comes after just 1 minute. All of its body is covered in blood. Dracula doesn’t believe his eyes, “How did you do that?” The bat replies, “Do you see that tower?” Dracula replies, “Yes”. And the bat says, “Well, I didn’t”.

 

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