Joke about politics – level 1

Joke about politics – level 1

23-9-2011 12:00

A son comes to his father. He asks him, “Father, what is politics?”

His father thinks some time. Then he starts to speak. “Politics is like our home.  I am a capitalist. I make money, I bring money home. Your mother is a government. She takes my money. She keeps some. And she gives money to people.

Our cleaning lady is a working class. She works and we give her money for her work. Grandfather is a policeman. He controls that the capitalist doesn’t do what he wants to the working class.

And you are people. Because we do everything for you. And your little brother is our future. Do you understand?”

The small boy thinks some time. Then he says, “I don’t know. I will think about it.”

It is 1 o’clock in the morning. The boy wakes up. There is a problem. His brother has shit in bed. He needs new Pampers.

The boy goes to his parents’ room. There is only his mother. He tries to wake her up. But she sleeps very hard. The boy goes to the cleaning lady’s room. There he sees his father. He is in bed with the cleaning lady. They have a good time together. They don’t see the boy. The boy goes from the room. And in the dark corner there is his grandfather. He watches his father and the cleaning lady. He doesn’t see the boy. The boy is very sad and goes back to his room.

In the morning his father says, “Do you know what politics is?” The boy says, “Yes, I know. But it is different.” Father is in shock, “How is it different?”

The boy says, “The capitalist does what he wants to the working class. The policeman watches and does nothing. The government sleeps very hard. And people are ignored. And our future is in big shit.

Written by Danny

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