Joke about problems with computer, part 2 - level 2
This is a normal problem. When men change from Girlfriend Version 7 to Wife Version 1, they think that it is another fun program. It is not another fun program. Wife Version 1 is an operating system. It will control everything.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7. Keep Wife 1 and try to make the situation better. Try to use the “Yes Dear” program when you get into problems. It is also very good to use the program “I am sorry”. When you use this program, usually after 2 days everything is OK.
Wife 1 also has good programs, for example Clean 3 and Cook 11. But you have to use these programs carefully and not very often. If these two programs don’t work well, try to use special software. The special software is Flowers Version 2 and Diamonds Version 5.
Never, never use Secretary With Short Skirt Version 3. Wife 1 doesn’t like this program and it would destroy the operating system.
Written by Danny for News in Levels
Interesting words: carefully, would.
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