Joke About a Lighthouse – level 1
This is a conversation. It is between a Canadian man and a US ship. It is from October 1995. It was at sea near Canadian land.
Canadian man: You must change your way. If you don’t change your way, we will have a big collision.
US ship: You must change your way. We have a big ship.
Canadian man: It is not possible. You must change your way.
US ship: This is the captain of a US ship. You must change your way.
Canadian man: It is not possible. We repeat. You must change your way.
US ship: This is a US ship. We are a very big ship. We repeat. You must change your way.
Canadian man: This is a lighthouse. We are waiting for your answer.
Free jokes for students of English organised into three levels of difficulty.
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