Joke About a Lighthouse – level 2

24-12-2018 15:00

This is a conversation between a Canadian man and a US ship from October 1995. It was at sea near Canadian land.

Canadian man: You have to change your direction. If you don’t change your direction, there will be a big collision with us.

US ship: We recommend that you change your direction.

Canadian man: It is not possible. You have to change your direction.

US ship: This is the captain of a US ship. You have to change your direction.

Canadian man: It is not possible. We repeat. You have to change your direction.

US ship: This is a US ship. We are a very big ship. We repeat. You have to change your direction.

Canadian man: This is a lighthouse. We are waiting for your answer.

 

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