Joke about a frying pan – level 1
A man is reading his newspaper. His wife comes to him. She has a frying pan. She hits him on the head with the frying pan. He asks, “Why did you hit me?” “I saw a paper in your trousers. There was a name ‘Betty Sue’ on the paper.”
He says, “‘Betty Sue’ is the name of the horse which I want to buy.”
The wife says nothing.
Three days later, the man is reading his newspaper. She comes to him. She hits him very hard with a frying pan again.
He asks, “Why did you hit me again?”
She answers, “Your horse called.”
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