Joke about a frying pan – level 3

26-12-2019 15:00

A man is reading his newspaper when his wife walks up behind him and hits him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “Why did you hit me?” “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it.”

He says, “Honey, ‘Betty Sue’ is the name of the horse which I want to buy.”

The wife doesn’t say anything.

Three days later he is reading his newspaper when she walks up behind him and hits him even harder with a frying pan.

He asks, “Why did you hit me again?”

She answers, “Your horse called.”

 

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