Joke about a lighthouse - level 1

Joke about a lighthouse - level 1

19-12-2015 12:00

This is a conversation. It is between a Canadian man and a US ship. It is from October 1995. It was at sea near Canadian land.

Canadian man: You must change your way. If you don’t change your way, we will have a big collision.

US ship: You must change your way. We have a big ship.

Canadian man: It is not possible. You must change your way.

US ship: This is the captain of a US ship. You must change your way.

Canadian man: It is not possible. We repeat. You must change your way.

US ship: This is a US ship. We are a very big ship. We repeat. You must change your way.

Canadian man: This is a lighthouse. We are waiting for your answer.

 

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