Joke about a clever blonde woman – level 1

10-11-2018 12:00

There is a blonde woman on a plane. She sits next to a lawyer. The lawyer asks the blonde woman if she wants to play a game of questions with him.

The blonde doesn’t want to play, so the lawyer says to her, “If I can’t answer your question, I will give you 50 dollars. If you can’t answer my question, you will give me 5 dollars.” The lawyer thinks that he cannot lose and after some time the blonde woman says, “Yes”.

The lawyer asks first, “What is the distance between our planet and the nearest star?”

With no word, the blonde gives him 5 dollars. Then the blonde woman asks, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

The lawyer doesn’t know. He thinks for 5 hours, he uses his laptop, he calls his friends, he thinks and thinks, but in the end he doesn’t know and he pays the woman 50 dollars.

The blonde woman takes the 50 dollars with no word, but the lawyer wants to know, “What is the answer to your question?”

With no word, the blonde gives him 5 dollars.

 

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