Joke about Dracula – level 2

23-12-2019 15:00

Dracula wants to know which bat is the best. They must show him how much blood they can drink. The bat which drinks a lot of blood is the best.

The first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Its mouth is full of blood. Dracula says, “Nice, how did you do it?” The bat says, “Do you see that tower? There is a house under the tower. I went inside and I drank the blood of all the family.” Dracula says, “Very good”.

The second bat goes and comes after 5 minutes. There is blood on all his face. Dracula says, “How did you do it?” The bat says, “Do you see that tower? There is a hotel under the tower. I went inside and drank the blood of all the people there.” Dracula says, “Fantastic”.

Now the third bat goes and comes back after 1 minute. There is blood on all his body. Dracula doesn’t believe his eyes, “How did you do it?” The bat says, “Do you see that tower?” Dracula says, “Yes”. And the bat says, “I didn’t see it”.

 

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