Joke about a petrol station – level 3

23-01-2016 12:00

A petrol station owner is trying to increase his sales in a small village, so he puts up a sign that says, “Free sex for a full tank”.

People start coming in bigger numbers. One of the first is Hugo. He fills his tank and asks for the free sex.

The owner tells him to guess a number from 1 to 10. Hugo guesses, “8”. The owner says, “You were close but the number is 7. Sorry. No sex this time.”

Next week Hugo comes with his friend Augustin. Hugo fills his tank again and asks for free sex. The owner asks him to guess the correct number. Hugo says, “2” this time. The owner says, “Sorry, it was 3. No sex today.”

Hugo is upset and he tells his friend Augustin, “I think it is a marketing trick and there is no free sex.”

Augustin replies, “No it isn’t a trick. My wife won twice last week.”

 

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